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Tuesday 25 July 2017

Porcupines, Sheep, and the Chosen-One Story


“One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and, with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes.”
The Lego Movie (2014)

All right, folks, buckle up; we’re going meta this week. The principle of first things first, however, calls for a brief word of context before we get there.

Winner Takes All is a Doctor Who novel by Jacqueline Rayner,1 which features a community of porcupine-like aliens called Quevvils who have a cunning plan to penetrate the stronghold of their long-term enemies, the mantis-like Mantodeans, by kidnapping humans, subjecting them to remote electronic control, and tricking other humans into acting as the controllers by pretending the whole thing is a video game, with a prize for the first player to successfully reach the centre of the stronghold. The Ninth Doctor and Rose quickly catch on to the Quevvils’ deception and set off to rescue the kidnapped humans, among whom is a teenaged nerd called Robert. Of course, I assign him the title ‘nerd’ in the spirit of one hailing a fellow, rather than disdaining an eccentric; Robert is even more obsessed with stories than I am. By the time he runs into the Doctor and Rose, the reader has already been offered a few glimpses of his way of looking at the world, which primarily involves mentally elaborating upon the mundane scenarios he finds himself in so that they fit with some sort of fantastical storyline in which he is the Chosen One, destined to save the day, win the victory, get the girl, and generally be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times.2
 
So a Quevvil is like a human-sized, bipedal, alien one of these. Not that your knowing so is of any import for your getting the gist of this post.
But now that something fantastical really is happening to him – because if being held captive by giant porcupines on an alien planet doesn’t count as fantastical, I’m not sure what does – he finds that the manner in which he is behaving is completely out of step with the way any Chosen One character in the whole realm of fiction would behave in the same situation. Far from playing the hero, Robert has just been cowering in the corner with the rest of the helpless humans. When the Quevvils have periodically shown up to select new victims from their stock of prisoners, he’s been letting them take other people without a murmur of protest. He even let them take his mother. There’s not been a smidgen of day-saving in sight.

Then a police box materialises in the middle of the room, and out steps this leather-jacketed Mancunian declaring that he’s there to rescue everybody, that nobody else is going to be taken by the Quevvils. And, as an opportunity presents itself to step into unknown danger in order to allow the Doctor to carry out his rescue plan, something dawns on Robert.

But he wasn’t special. He wasn’t the Chosen One.

And even if he was…

He loved books like that, and telly, and films. He loved stuff where there was a Chosen One, a special person, a hero, and he loved to imagine that one day things like that would happen to him. But there was one thing he’d noticed, and that was that however much the hero seemed to risk his life, all the way through there would be other people risking their lives too, happy to give up their lives so the Chosen One, the hero, could live to fight another day, or do something clever, and everyone accepted that that was just as it should be. Often, the hero didn’t even know their names. He certainly rarely gave them a second thought, after the first brief regret of the loss.

Robert knew he wasn’t the hero, wasn’t special. But looking at this man, the ‘Doctor freak’ as Darren called him, he knew that he was in the presence of someone who was.

He remembered what the man had said about no one else being taken. Well, maybe he was almost right. He was going to put a stop to all this, Robert really believed that. So maybe one more person had to go, and then everyone else would be all right: Sarah, and her mother, and old Mrs Pobjoy and the rest. And maybe the person going would be able to help the hero. Maybe be able to give their life for the hero. Maybe be a part of the solution, even if they had to die.

It dawns on Robert that he’s not the Chosen One, the special one, the one who saves the day; rather, that person is standing in front of him wearing a leather jacket. And immediately, Robert grasps that he consequently owes that person the whole of his allegiance, his service, his commitment, even to the point of death. It’s not that there’s likely to be anything in it for Robert if he offers the Doctor his service, but simply that, faced with the Chosen One destined to save the day – which Robert truly believes the Doctor is – there is no choice but to offer one’s service. That’s the only right thing to do, the only way to belong to the solution instead of the problem, and, frankly, the Chosen One warrants it. Everyone else is just cowering in the corner, helpless to bring about his or her own rescue; only the Chosen One can make such a rescue happen. Total allegiance and service and commitment are owed him, simply because he is the only hope.

Robert gets this because he’s read a lot of Chosen-One stories. Those of us who have also read a lot of Chosen-One stories – and frankly, any of us who’s read (or heard, or watched) a lot of stories, full stop, is surely bound to have read a lot of Chosen-One stories – ought to get it too. But bring the concept into real life and the ultimate Chosen One of the story of everything, and I know I for one am prone to forgetting it.

I owe the Lord Jesus my full allegiance and service and commitment from the off. There’s a very real sense in which what I do or don’t get out of offering that service is neither here nor there; if I believe that he’s the Chosen One, the special one, the one who saves the day, then offering it is the only right thing to do. If I can see that apart from him I have no hope, but am just cowering in the corner, helpless to effect my own rescue from being a prisoner of sin, then to pledge my service to him and his way of doing things is the only way to belong to the solution instead of the problem. Simply by virtue of who he is, the hero of the story and the only hope, Jesus immediately warrants my complete loyalty to him. Even to the point of death.

But of course, it’s better than that. When Robert pledges his service to the Doctor, he isn’t expecting even to survive, even to have his name remembered, let alone to receive any reward. When I pledge my service to Jesus, by contrast, I can, by his extraordinary grace, expect all of that. Check out the following selections of the tenth chapter of the apostle John’s account of the life and deeds of the Lord:

But he who enters by the door is the shepherd of the sheep. To him the gatekeeper opens. The sheep hear his voice, and he calls his own sheep by name and leads them out … I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me. I give them eternal life, and they will never perish, and no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all, and no one is able to snatch them out of the Father’s hand.3
 
Sheep! There are loads of stock photos of sheep about, but I liked this one because of the snow.
The Doctor may not ever know Robert’s name; Jesus calls me by mine. The Doctor can’t guarantee that he will be able to protect Robert; Jesus guarantees that I will never be snatched from his hand. The Doctor may end up requiring Robert to die so that he might live to fight another day; Jesus was prepared to die so that I might live forever.

In light of which, how much more reason do I have to pledge my allegiance and service and commitment to Jesus than any fictional character has ever had reason to pledge these things to the Chosen One of his or her own universe? Simply by virtue of who he is, he warrants it, and yet on top of that, he heaps me with irrevocable, imperishable blessings that culminate in an eternity of immeasurable bliss spent at his side – in his service. Adelphoi, let’s take this seriously, and spur one another on to take it ever more seriously. Complete loyalty to Jesus – adoration married to obedience – is our highest privilege: it’s our most fundamental duty, and it’s our sweetest joy – because he calls us by name and he lays down his life for us and he gives us eternal life, and nobody in all of time and space can snatch us out of his hand.

Footnotes

1 It’s probably my favourite Doctor Who novel ever, and that’s saying quite a lot: https://www.hive.co.uk/Product/Jacqueline-Rayner/Doctor-Who-Winner-Takes-All/14971523.

2 The Honest Trailer for The Lego Movie features Epic Rap Battles of History, so of course you want to give it a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJGXsVHkhrk. Although I disagree with it about Song of the Sea (my favourite film) and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (emotionally destroying, but breathtakingly gorgeous).

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